The Queendom of Paradise Island Nation State is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.714 billion Paradise Island Nation Staters are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Spirituality, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The very strong Paradise Island Nation Statean economy, worth 530 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 60,866 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 191,171 per year while the poor average 14,838, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

Voting is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Paradise Island Nation State's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Paradise Island Nation State is ranked 67,636^th in the world and 3,052^nd in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.